Have you ever wondered

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATM's?
Why are there personal flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment; but
when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan.
Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?
You know that indestructible "black box" that always flies with airplanes--why
not make the whole plane out of the same stuff?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

List of texts and stories

  1. City Boy
  2. How To Install Software: A 12-Step Program
  3. A Day at the Bar
  4. A Divine Sign
  5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  6. Religions
  7. How Do You Translate That?
  8. One liners
  9. Have you ever wondered?
  10. Creative Answering Machine Messages
  11. The Biggest Lies of All
  12. Bumper Sticker
  13. Real Church Announcements
  14. In the Courtroom
  15. From Driving Exams
  16. Fun in elevator
  17. From Students' Exams
  18. Kids - questions and answers
  19. Murphy's Military Laws
  20. Newspaper Headlines
  21. How to Pass Your Exams
  22. How to Order Pizza by Phone
  23. Programmer Bulb Jokes
  24. Real Advertisements
  25. Fun With Your Roommate
  26. The World's Thinnest Books