a chemical hazard
WOMAN - A CHEMICAL HAZARD
ELEMENT: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO2
DISCOVERED: Adam. Datum Undetermined
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118lb but known to vary from 100 to 550lb OCCURRRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES;
1. Surfaces usually covered with painted film
2. Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increase by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turn pink when discovered in the natural state 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangeerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although desireable
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