If you could
An up and coming lawyer was informed that he was going to have to get a 30% cut in his salary.
Later that evening he was discussing, with his wife, some ways in which they could trim some of the fat in their budget.
"Honey," he said,"if you could learn to prepare a few meals, we could get rid of the cook."
"Well dear," she replied,"If you could learn to fuck, we could fire the gardner."
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